INJEWCON | Cheney Botches Abramoff Assasination

INJEWCON | Cheney Botches Abramoff Assasination: "Cheney Botches Abramoff Assassination
Vice-Puppet Goy Richard Cheney is 'in deep doo doo' according to an anonymous (the best kind) source at the Star Chamber Accounting Offices. Cheney has over 14 outstanding debts of honor with the Star Council ('he really is a screw-up' said the same source) and had no more deferments left. Cheney opted to whack other IJC members who had strayed from the pack rather than cutting off all the necessary fingers. First up for a long walk in the woods was Jack Abramoff, who maybe saw it coming"